VIA EMAIL, YALE PRESIDENT PETER SALOVEY TELLS ME THAT COLLEGE “MASTERS” AT YALE WILL NOW BE CALLED “HEAD OF COLLEGE.”

Why?

The title is rooted in ancient and medieval traditions of learning, but it is also associated with the ownership of slaves.

And only idiots don’t know the difference. And you’ve just told us that Yale is made up of idiots. Which, I have to say, the past year or so has seemed to demonstrate.

UPDATE: Revealed: Yale’s new Dean of Non-Offensive Language.