HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE: DePaul University Bans Chalk Because It Can Be Used To Spell ‘Trump.’ Jim Treacher comments:

In case I haven’t made myself clear, I do not like Donald Trump and I’m never, ever going to vote for him. His nomination will destroy the Republican Party, if he hasn’t done so already (to which I say: my condolences and/or good riddance). He will ensure what Barack Obama couldn’t: 40 years of Democratic Party rule.

Yet, as loathsome as I find Trump and his lickspittle apologists, I can’t help but laugh at the college students who run for their safe spaces at the mere sight of the man’s name.

It’s hilarious, isn’t it. And if he’s the nominee, I’ll vote for him, partly for this very reason.