SO IT’S AS EASY AS THAT, HUH? “To absorb newcomers peacefully, Europe must insist they respect values such as tolerance and sexual equality,” The Economist deadpans.

I’m sure Joe Biden could swing into action to implement this plan, just as soon as he’s done curing cancer. Then the EU can tap on the handy Continental-sized economy version of Staple’s “That Was Easy” button and get on with their more pressing issues, such as banning vacuum cleaners, mandating the shape of bananas, and other matters that truly vex the sharpest minds of the Euro-left.

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