THE MEAN STREETS OF MACKINAC ISLAND: “Most people think of Mackinac Island as a family place. A dot of green in a great lake of blue topped with B&B’s, fudge shops, and horse-drawn carriages. But there’s another side to Ol’ Mac. A darker side.” A place where Marco Rubio’s campaign manager “literally physically assaulted me by punching me in the face.”

Read the whole thing from Ricochet’s Jon Gabriel, who makes Scorsese’s Mean Streets seem populated by a bunch of pantywaist beta males who don’t even know their fudge shops and horse-drawn carriages.