IF YOU LIKED BAGHDAD BOB, YOU’LL LOVE IRAN’S CHIEF NUCLEAR NEGOTIATOR, JAVAD ZARIF: “Zarif speaks fluent English — as buttery smooth as Viennese chocolate, but wrapped around an astounding collection of demands and lies,” Claudia Rosett warns.  He and John Kerry should hit it off remarkably well, much to the rest of the world’s chagrin.