I’VE DONE IT. IT’S EXHAUSTING:  Land hunt.

GETTING THE JOB DONE IS THEIR LOWEST PRIORITY:

OPEN THREAD: Come make some noise.

AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD: Obama And Trump Separated At Carter Funeral For Disruptive Behavior.

“Believe me, we weren’t disrupting anything at all,” Trump reportedly complained, as Obama obediently went to take his seat at the other end of the pew. “I’m the quietest person at this funeral. So quiet — you’d never even know I’m here, because I’m grieving so much. Mucho quiet. Now, if you want to talk about disruption, Jill, how about the smells that have been drifting up from your husband’s seat? Why don’t you make him go sit somewhere else? Sad! Unfair!”

The separation seems to have worked, as Jill Biden only had to turn around once or twice to give Trump a firm, hard stare as he whispered a conversation with Melania.

At publishing time, Obama and Trump had been reprimanded again after Jill caught Obama flinging a spitball at Hillary and Trump flicking Kamala’s ear.

80 years after WWII ended, it’s really nice to see new FDR and new Hitler playing so nicely together in 2025.

While we’re enjoying All This and WWII, exit question for Elizabeth Warren:

I KNEW THAT A LONG TIME AGO, BUT THAT’S BECAUSE I’M NOT DUMB ENOUGH TO BE A DEMOCRAT:

THIS WILL END WELL: Why Piers Morgan can be Britain’s answer to Tucker Carlson.

On Wednesday, it was announced that Wake Up Productions Ltd, Morgan’s own production company, is buying out Piers Morgan Uncensored from News UK, almost a year after it moved online following the scrapping of Rupert Murdoch’s TalkTV channel. Owning the brand, Morgan said in a statement, “allows my team and I the freedom to focus exclusively on building Uncensored into a standalone business, editorially and commercially, and in time, widening it from just me and my content.”

In effect, a few months before his 60th birthday, 40 years after he entered journalism and long after he became bigger than any British TV channel that could employ him, Morgan is finally setting up his own shop. In doing so, he follows the likes of Tucker Carlson and Megyn Kelly, two Fox News stars who broke away to earn even more money, and arguably more viewers, on the internet.

I eagerly await Morgan’s invertible hot take on why Winston Churchill was — even more so than Jimmy Carter — history’s greatest monster.

TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE! Biden uses awkward expression as he gets LA wildfire update.

President Joe Biden kept telling officials to ‘fire away’ as he was briefed Thursday on the devastating Los Angeles wildfires.

Biden assembled Vice President Kamala Harris and other federal officials to give him an update on where things stood on the wildfires – as three large fires continued to burn through homes and businesses in Southern California.

The president spoke first and then turned the conversation to Harris – a California native and whose Brentwood home has been threatened by the blazes.

‘I know you’re directly affected, so you fire away,’ Biden said causing Harris to make a face. ‘No pun intended,’ the president added.

As he had other officials take their turns he used the phrase three more times, prompting an online outcry once the initial exchange with Harris started going viral.

‘People have lost their homes and some have even lost their lives and this guy has jokes,’ on X user commented. ‘Guy sure knows when to make a one liner,’ another offered.

Biden also used the meeting to subtly call out President-elect Donald Trump for politicizing the fires – and tried to tamp down some of the disinformation being spread around about water shortages.

‘You all do a hell of a job,’ he told his team*. ‘And we’ve learned, unfortunately so much. And there is, in case you haven’t noticed, there is global warming – it does change weather patterns,’ he said.

* Heckuva job, Brownie.

DEI IN A FIRE: LA’s Obese Female Assistant Fire Chief Says, No, I’m Not Able to Carry Your Husband Out of a Fire, But If You Think About It, Isn’t That His Fault?

This is the ultimate in DEI: A morbidly-obese entitled woke woman telling you that if she’s not able to perform the tasks required by her job, that’s your fault, not hers.

You’re the one who got yourself into a burning building, after all. Don’t blame her if she’s too weak and out-of-shape to carry your husband out of the blaze.

But up the food chain in L.A. things get even worse:

The mayor’s Website lists, as of March of 2023, six deputy mayors and an “Acting Deputy Mayor of Communications.” Here are the details of the deputy mayor mentioned in the above tweet: FBI agents search home of Los Angeles deputy mayor over City Hall bomb threat.

FBI agents searched the home of a Los Angeles deputy mayor this week as part of an investigation into whether he made a bomb threat against City Hall, officials said.

A statement from the office of Mayor Karen Bass said she was notified of Tuesday’s search at the residence of Brian K. Williams, her deputy mayor for public safety, as part of an probe into an alleged threat.

The Los Angeles Police Department confirmed that officers responded “earlier this year” to a bomb threat against City Hall.

“Our initial investigation revealed that the source of the threat was likely from Brian Williams, Deputy Mayor for Public Safety,” the department said in a statement Wednesday. “Due to the Department’s working relationship with Mr. Williams, the investigation was referred to the FBI. The FBI remains the investigating agency.”

So the “Deputy Mayor for Public Safety” is accused of making “a bomb threat against City Hall?” This is satire that even the Babylon Bee couldn’t come up with.

Related: Timeline: Bass Knew of Fire Risk Before Abandoning L.A. for Ghana Trip.

More: L.A. County ‘Accidentally’ Sent Out Terrifying Warning On Thursday.

As if Los Angeles County residents didn’t have enough to worry about right now, the county’s official alert system appears to have sent out a terrifying warning by accident.

Much of Southern California has been forced to evacuate their homes due to the ongoing wildfires. The wildfires started in Pacific Palisades but due to strong winds, they’ve spread to several other parts of Southern California. So far, though, much of downtown Los Angeles and the valley appears to still be in OK shape.

However, on Thursday afternoon, millions of Los Angeles County residents received a terrifying warning.

“Emergency Alert. NEW: This is an emergency message from the Los Angeles County Fire Department. An EVACUATION WARNING has been issued in your area. Remain vigilant of any threats and be ready to evacuate. Gather loved ones, pets, and supplies. Continue to monitor local weather, news and the webpage alertla.org for more information,” the alert reads.

Los Angeles residents who thought they were in a safe area were understandably terrified.

“Every person in LA County got it,” one fan wrote.

“Got it in Long Beach,” one fan added.

The false alert was also heard live on at least one local news show, amplifying its coverage and further rattling LA residents, already on edge:

The county’s in the best of hands, to Insta-paraphrase.