WHEN AN ACTRESS COMPLAINS ABOUT HOW HOLLYWOOD TREATS WOMEN, IT MEANS SHE’S GETTING TOO OLD FOR PRIME ROLES: Female millionaire claims American women don’t have equal rights.

However, if I were a Republican in Congress, I’d immediately introduce the Hollywood Equal Pay Act of 2015, requiring that male and female cast members receive identical pay in every film based on level of billing. And hold hearings in which Hollywood executives were sharply questioned about sexism in their industry, while actresses of a certain age were invited to testify.

I’d also go after Hollywood Accounting. And, or course, repeal the Hollywood Tax Cuts!