DON SURBER IS NOT IMPRESSED: Every single thing this president has tried has failed.

“I am not on the ballot this fall,” President Obama told voters in Evanston, Illinois, on Thursday. “Michelle’s pretty happy about that. But make no mistake: these policies are on the ballot. Every single one of them.”

Republicans should be shaking in their boots — with laughter. His presidency is one failure after another.

Whether he’s failed depends on what you think he’s tried.