I KNOW THAT ESPN HAS BECOME A HOTBED OF IGNORANT PANTYWAISTS, BUT NOW THEY’RE CHANNELING JOHN KERRY? ESPN’s Colin Cowherd: People Who Enlist in the U.S. Military ‘Have No Choices,’ Join ‘To Pay Bills.’

Watch out, ESPN. In 2006, John Kerry said “You know education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well, and if you don’t you get stuck in Iraq.” Now Kerry’s . . . stuck in Iraq. So, you know, you might want to be careful. . . .