IF THEY WERE WHITE AND REPUBLICAN, THEY’D BE A DANGEROUS REDNECK MILITIA WITH PARANOID BELIEFS ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT. INSTEAD: Citizen Patrol Aims to Defend Against Police Shootings. “A new group calling itself the Huey P. Newton Gun Club launched armed self-defense patrols Wednesday with one stated purpose: to protect Dallas neighbors from police. . . . At one point, the march went to Elaine’s Restaurant on Martin Luther King Boulevard, where demonstrators piled rifles on tables as they ordered cold drinks and food. A Dallas police lieutenant and deputy chief were eating lunch in the restaurant at the time. They politely spoke to the demonstrators as they paid their bills.”

What, nothing about how scary “open carry” is? Or about how the carriers must be compensating for small penises?