February 19, 2014
TURNED ON THE CLOAKING DEVICE: The mammoth asteroid set to fly by Earth last night just disappeared. “Last night, a giant asteroid was supposed to streak by the Earth, close enough for us to catch a glimpse as it zipped by. Except it never showed, and now astronomers say they have no idea just where the 900-foot asteroid has gone.”
I mean, “asteroid.” Right. Wake up, sheeple!