March 9, 2013

LIKE A CONSERVATIVE PREACHER VISITING A HOOKER: Gabby Giffords’ Husband Buys AR-15. But he’s just trying to save her soul not planning to keep it, now that word has leaked out.

UPDATE: Reader James Durso writes: “Hah! Reminds me of the old Onion article “Peace Activist Has To Admit Barrett .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle Is Pretty Cool.”