CHICAGO TOP COP ON SHOOTING BINGE: The Murder Rate is Doing Just Fine. “Maybe Windy City politicians should just stay away from microphones. If you hadn’t heard, Chicago had yet another rough weekend homicidally speaking. The latest tally: 8 dead, 46 injured. When it comes to blood spilled, The City of Big Shoulders makes Kandahar look like Kenosha. Tracking the stiffs – over 200 this year so far – has become a cottage industry. But don’t worry, Chicagoans, your betters have a solution.”

How’s that gun-control thing workin’ out for ya?

UPDATE: Good News: Mogadishu is losing ‘Most Dangerous City’ label; Bad News: Chicago ready to claim it. This would be a big story, if only Mitt Romney were from Chicago.