THEY TOLD ME IF I VOTED REPUBLICAN, CREATIONISTS WOULD BE LECTURING AT OUR MOST PROMINENT UNIVERSITIES: And they were right! “Dr. Ben Carson is internationally known for his skill as a neurosurgeon and his inspiring life story. But his position on evolution is drawing fire from some professors at Emory University, where he will give the commencement address. . . . Carson will also receive an honorary degree from Emory during the graduation.”

UPDATE: Reader John Steakley writes: “Maybe they should bring back Michael Bellesiles. He will say whatever they want him to say. :)” Heh.