#NARRATIVEFAIL: Mitt Romney Once Saved A Dog From Drowning.

Big deal. If Obama had been there, he would’ve done the same thing. And he wouldn’t need a Jet Ski, either. He’d just walk over.

Why do I get the feeling that when the lefties get hold of this story, they’re going to focus more on the fact that Romney owns a lake house and Jet Skis than the fact that he saved a family of 6 and their dog from drowning? Maybe our good friends on the left will surprise me. I should probably give ‘em a chance, right? Right.

Romney once kept a terrier from drowning. Obama once drowned a terrier in ketchup.

To be fair, I think it was actually chili sauce.