October 7, 2010

YOU KNOW, I’M WATCHING GREG GUTFELD SPECULATE THAT FRED PHELPS IS GAY, and he makes a good argument — costumes, a cappella singing, obsession with pop culture . . . Sounds plausible to me!

UPDATE: I wonder how long until we see FRED PHELPS IS GAY! bumper stickers? Not that there’s anything wrong with that!

ANOTHER UPDATE: Reader Mark Alger writes: “I keep wondering whether the existence of homosexuality is proof that God hates Fred Phelps.”