Liestrong

We’ll get to the above January 2010 cover of Golf Digest with its fictitious pairing of Obama and Tiger in just a moment, but first, regarding Lance Armstrong’s confession to Oprah Winfrey* that he used performance-enhancing drugs. Rob Long, in the latest Ricochet podcast (behind the members-only paywall, alas), observes:
Here’s what’s interesting about Lance Armstrong: In a way, he’s sort of the sports version of Obama. Because for years, it was considered beyond the pale for people to criticize [Armstrong]. For years he was absolutely protected. He had his goons. In Forbes, a couple of years ago, Rich Karlgaard wrote a piece a couple of years ago saying that Lance Armstrong is a doper, and everybody knows it. And [Armstrong’s] guys, his PR team, his acolytes, his friends, just went after Rich. [Armstrong’s] rapid-response team was huge.
And in a way, the guy reminds me a lot of Obama. Like it was absolutely illegal to criticize him, and in a weirdly sociopathic way, frankly. We are seeing, with Lance Armstrong, a sociopath in action. I mean, the brazen lying has just been amazing for years. Now, whether it’s right or wrong; whether the doping really constitutes cheating, I don’t know. That seems like body chemistry stuff that I really don’t understand. But for whatever reason, it’s illegal, and for whatever reason, it’s hard to detect, but he did it.
And I love the idea that now in this culture, we go to Oprah; that’s the first person you go to. That’s our father-confessor; Oprah can forgive you. Now I’m noticing people saying, ‘is she going to be tough on him, or easy on him?,’ as if that’s the big story, how Oprah’s going to treat him.
But I know people who were such acolytes of [Armstrong] that they would become en-raged if you said that there might have been something funny going on. I hope one day that this happens with the Obama administration; that the fever subsides, the Vicodin leaves the system, and people start to say, ‘Oh my God, this guy’s a crappy president.’
The observation about Armstrong’s PR team circling the wagons sounds very much like an observation Charles P. Pierce of Esquire made about another sports legend after his own fall from grace. Which occurred almost immediately after the infamous Golf Digest cover reprinted at the top of our post went to print in late 2009, a Photoshopped illustration that if anything understated the overload of cult-like old media hagiography inside the magazine.
As Pierce wrote:
Back in 1997, one of the worst-kept secrets on the PGA Tour was that Tiger was something of a hound. Everybody knew. Everybody had a story. Occasionally somebody saw it, but nobody wanted to talk about it, except in bar-room whispers late at night. Tiger’s People at the International Management Group visibly got the vapors if you even implied anything about it. However, from that moment on, the marketing cocoon around him became almost impenetrable. The Tiger Woods that was constructed for corporate consumption was spotless and smooth, an edgeless brand easily peddled to sheikhs and shakers. The perfect marriage with the perfect kids slipped so easily into the narrative it seemed he’d been born married.
Anything dissonant was dealt with quickly and mercilessly. Tiger’s caddy, an otherwise unemployable thug named Steve Williams, regularly harassed any spectator whom Williams thought might eventually harsh his man’s mellow. The IMG handlers differed from Williams only in that they were slightly more polite. The golfing press became aware that stories about Tiger’s temper, say, or about his ties to unsavory corporate grifters, would mean the end of access to the only golfer in the world who matters. There is a quick way to tell now which journalists have made this devil’s bargain and which ones haven’t — the ones insisting that this “accident” is somehow “not a story” are the sopranos in the chorus.
But the more impenetrable Tiger’s cocoon was, the more fragile it became. It was increasingly vulnerable to anything that happened that was out of the control of the people who built and sustained it, and the events of last week certainly qualify. Now he’s got one of those major Media Things on his hands, and there is nothing that he, nor IMG, nor the clinging sponsors, nor anyone else can do about it. He is going to be everyone’s breakfast for the foreseeable future. (Among his many headaches, there is absolutely no way that the Enquirer quits on this story. See Edwards, John.) And he’s going to be some kind of punch line for the most of the rest of his public career. There is some historical irony in all that, and not just for myself.
The media can become equally and “unexpectedly” tight-lipped when it comes to breaking the truth about professional group sports as well, of course. An anecdote that made “America’s Team” at the height of their fame in the 1990s seem more like Sodom and Gomorrah’s Team follows on the next page.
In the mid-1990s, the story of the Dallas Cowboys’ “White House” broke. That was the residence located immediately adjacent to the Cowboys’ training facilities that a number of players rented to create an atmosphere that was Animal House meets North Dallas Forty. As the classic quote at the time from then-Cowboys offensive lineman Nate Newton went, “We’ve got a little place over here where we’re running some whores in and out, trying to be responsible, and we’re criticized for that, too.” But perhaps surprisingly, the local Dallas press was initially gun-shy in reporting the news, as Jeff Pearlman wrote in his best-selling 2008 history of the nineties Cowboys, Boys Will Be Boys:
The first member of the media to write of the White House was the Miami Herald’s Dan Le Batard, who merely mentioned it in passing in a larger piece about partying in the NFL. “The reality is that many teams throughout the league had places like the White House,” says Le Batard. “But the Cowboys were the biggest, baddest, best, and anything they did was vastly more magnetized.” Upon hearing Le Batard’s story, the Dallas media went to work. In truth, many were well aware of the White House and its going-ons, but chose to ignore the story in the name of player-press relations. “Everyone knew about it, but what are you going to do, run a story about the guys cheating on their wives with hookers?” says Rob Geiger, a reporter for KRLD radio in Dallas. “The writers understood not to write about, the radio and TV guys understood not to talk about it, because we’d be vilified by the fans, and locked out by the team.”
It was a gargantuan lapse in news judgment. The White House had everything one craves in a story — sex, drugs, fame, football.
Lapse in news judgment, you say? Today, a post at Breitbart Sports notes that according to one report, “ESPN Knew About Manti Te’o Hoax for Ten Days,” but chose to sit on the story:
ESPN executives at the “top of the food chain” reportedly found out that Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te’o's dead girlfriend was a hoax on January 6th, which was one day before the BCS title game between Notre Dame and Alabama the network televised.
According to a report in BigLeadSports, ESPN allegedly sat on the story because it may not have been in the network’s “best interest” to report on the breaking news item before the championship game the network televised and heavily promoted.
As an Insta-reader notes regarding the Te’o story:
So in all the months of inspirational stories of touching humanity no sports journalist did any real journalism to contact the family/ friends/ acquaintances of the girlfriend? No classmates at Stanford?
But journalism is important and bloggers and Tweeters are kooks.
Layers and layers of fact checkers and editors.
But hey, this is just sports, the “toy department” of the MSM, as the late Mike Wallace once described his industry. It’s not like old media looks the other way when a politician screws up, right? No, of course not.
(Keep rockin’! Keep bankrupting those coal companies!)
* And Oprah’s on the comeback trail herself of course, after some very different unfortunate career decisions.
Related: Not surprisingly, I’m far from the only one using the “Liestrong” headline this week.







Cycling in Europe is of course as pure as the driven snow.Lance Armstrong, his cancer crusade,and his leadership in introducing a wonderful and healthy sport/outdoor recreation to the USA are to be ignored.Taking all of those victories in France’s National sport was bound to produce a magnifying glass!Reminds me of the story about that most irritating pea under those 20 mattresses,keeping the princess awake!
The funny thing is, everyone who placed below Lance admitted that they were doping. So, if everyone was doping, but Lance just did better, then what is the issue?
The problem is the attacks he orchestrated on those that did tell the truth. For instance, see this story: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/more/news/20130117/betsy-andreu-lance-armstrong/
Plus, he did gain millions in this farce. Is he going to pay restitution for fraud since he lied?
Oh, he’ll keep the money.
What a jerk. ‘Never liked him after he left his wife and three daughters, who’d supported him through testicular cancer, for Sheryl Crow.
Lance and all the other cheaters go to their Mother Confessor, Oprah Winfrey, because no one goes to real confession anymore. ‘News for Lance: Oprah can’t give him absolution. Lance has a lot of hand washing a la Lady MacBeth to do, but somehow I don’t think he’s very concerned about his dirty hands.
Exactly!! The fellow cyclist said basically, all things being equal…If nobody was doping Lance would have won all those titles. He was a machine. He took winning waaaay more seriously than most. He had the drive, the motivation, the determination. He just didn’t have the drugs the rest had.
In the end, he out raced them on that too.
Cycling doesn’t test for zero steroids, they test for a certain level of steroids. Armstrong tested above the threshold which means he was juicing way more than the average cyclist.
Your contention is that every single rider in every TDF he raced in cheated? Seriously? Any facts to support that? Everyone was tested and failed? Only Lance passed? Last week the argument was that he never tested positive, and never admitted guilt – therefore he was innocent. Now that he has admitted his cheating, you flipped to “everyone does it” so it’s a non issue…unless you were one of the unlucky ones he sued, harrassed, and hounded out of money or their livelihood for daring to tell the truth.
I get your supposed point, but I hope you don’t have a leadership position anywhere. Your kind of moral relativism is what created the corrupt cycling and sports environment to begin with.
You do realize that Armstrong probably got cancer from steroid use don’t you? I don’t think he any credit for his anti-cancer crusade. Perhaps if he told young athletes to stay away from the juice so they can keep their testicles intact I might give him some credit.
That was what I suspected when I first heard about the testicular cancer.
Perhaps its time for one of those “compare and contrast” moments. I don’t know anything about “America’s team,” other than the name. I stopped watching football when the lineman starting weighing 300lbs. I will note than when Lance Rentzel was convicted of child molestation, the Cowboys traded him to L.A. Who among “America’s team” was convicted (or traded) of anything related to the whorehouse?
Oh who cares! They all did it – so doesn’t that in itself level the playing field? Besides, he’s the only one who made the “sport” even remotely interesting.
As seems to be the pattern these days with any big news item – there is a companion or shadow story nearly as serious – of journalistic corruption or conscious choice to not report all the facts objectively.
And ironically, reporters who attempt to provide the complete facts as known are accused of bias or having an agenda.
I don’t see anything amazing about Armstrong’s brazen lying. He is far from unique, even if you take into account only the bicycling tours. But throw in baseball, football and what-have-you, and we’re looking at a bunch of supercharged men and women on steroids, or whatever the latest manifestation is.
Serena Williams is built more like a man in her upper body than I am. Baseball players look like Popeye. Record books are, and have been, worthless for some years now. Obviously skill sets have gone up enormously but just as obviously we’re watching supermen play these games. One of the fun things about pro sports is that the difference between us and them was training and talent and that is no longer the case. I’d have to turn into a cyborg to play a major sport today and that’s who I’m watching, supermen.
Not only is every sport probably rife with drug enhancers, we are taking those sports way too seriously in the first place. Since so many do it, it’s kinda human nature I guess, but the insulated nature of big sports, even in this supposed day of fly-on-the-wall journalism where nothing escapes notice, is amazing.
Lance’s lawyers must be in damage control overdrive.
I’m reminded of the Seinfeld episode where George decided to do the opposite of his instincts, when he told Steinbrenner, “You have caused myself and the City of New York a great deal of distress by taking our beloved Yankees and reducing them to a laughingstock, all for the glorification of your massive ego.”
Lance, you have caused myself and the world a great deal of distress by taking your image and reducing it to a laughingstock, all for the glorification of your massive ego.
Every single other competitive cyclist did what Armstrong did and worse. Every one of them (well, maybe there were a couple who didn’t count). The French were up to their stinky french arses in this stuff. It was rampant throughout the Tour.
So, Armstrong did what he did. And he beat the Frogs and all the other Euro-mutts at their game. Repeatedly. Over and over. Not because he cheated. Because he was and is the best.
I say give the guy back his medals and his titles and the respect he deserves. And while we’re at it let’s get just a nano-fraction of a balanced perspective on this. Mote. Beam. Eye.
Lance Armstrong is a hero and a great man and a great Texan and the rest of us … are not.
Good grief.
You defend a cheater, a liar and a self-admitted bully. Yet, “we” need a perspective adjustment. Hey Paul, this is the kettle and you are black.
“We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst.” -C.S. Lewis
The Sports and entertainment industries are loaded with over paid,narcissistic,greedy people. Many of which become hedonistic when they achieve fame.
They are sold as wholesome ,all American heroes and people line their children up to be adoring fans.
What everyone forgets is the people that achieve that level of fame are competitive to the point of sabotaging their competition.They are mean,aggressive and hell bent on winning ,no matter what the cost. Many have done horrible things to get where they are and feel they are owed great rewards .They spend a fortune on PR,managers and MSM to sell their persona’s, shoes,jerseys,perfumes and entertainment faces.
And silly people lap it up like cotton candy reality.
Lance would still be on his pedestal if he were anything but that most odious of subgroups, the white Texan.
The sports world is replete with just “win baby.” Even at the college level. As long as you’re winning, you’re practically bullet proof with the sports journalists as long as you grant access. Tiger Woods real redemption will be winning a major, if he should win a major. You watch. Tigre will go from lying philanderer to magnificent comeback kid, and they will marvel at his greatness.
As long as Dallas was winning Super Bowls in 90s, little else mattered. Jimmy Johnson and Barry Switzer are as greasy as the come – but they win. Jerry Jones can turn the blind eye when the eyes are on him too.
The men with unclear purpose who surround the sports elite are generally only secure as long as the money flows and there is wine, women and song. As long as there is glory to be had, your secrets are secure. But the attachment is strictly money, a little unearned self glory and wanting to be a part of the play – even in a subordinate role.
But the Obama thugs are a whole different league. Many would go to there deaths to protect and defend Dear Leader. Not much different than the inexcusable behavior of Bill Clinton being excused by NOW. Search and destroy – children be damned.
That’s what makes this Obama fawning adulation and adoration so dangerous. Forever whatever reason, this is truly the cult of personality – a persona so charismatic to some, the legs tingle and the mind goes blank.
Hail Caesar!
Try to consider something. I am not defending anyone!
You have played a given sport like cycling, or football, baseball your whole life up to this point (8-18yrs old). You go to the next level because you have trained your *ss off to be the best. You get there and start racing and… You can’t even keep up with the #5 guy on the Belgom(sp) or French cycling teams. What is wrong with this picture? We all know. Only the best of the BEST can make it BIG in any sport without juicing-that is a fact.
Cycling has had a ton of guys busted for doping, I hope everyone knows that. Going back 25 years. Why do you think Bonds did it after watching Sosa and McGuire? He was a way better player and hitter than either one of those ja-moeks.
It is like the gun thing, the only solution is too ban & confiscate, if you want to stop evil.
Sports needs to test 100% every month (not random nonsense), or do not test at all. Wild wild west baby!! Either would be cool with me, but lets stop the posturing, it is not fooling anyone with a brain.
I am reminded of a story, probably apocryphal, about a time when Babe Ruth was chasing a naked woman through the journalists’ car on a train. One of the senior writers remarked “It’s a good thing we didn’t see that or we’d have to write about it.”
P.S. Ed – Jeff Pearlman would be the perfect sports journalist to tie up with Lance Armstrong and write a memoir – a skunk, race and grievance hustler, bully but with pen, and renowned scumbag of some regard.
I provide this in Pearlman’s own backstabbing of his alma mater, accusing them of racism for not playing a predominately in-state foe:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=pearlman/070920&sportCat=ncf
Unfortunately, bad karma or bad luck or bad fate, Delaware got to play Delaware State eight weeks later and destroyed Delaware State. Pearlman provided neither apology, shame or explanation in accusation – it was if Pearlman’s accusations never existed.
And I might add Pearlman the most duplicitous and flagrant of the Obama lackeys this side of Keith Olbermann and Mike Lupica in the Sport’s world.
Viva Greg LeMond! Now the only American to have won the TDF!
I had a long conversation about 10 years ago with Greg LeMond, now the only American winner of The Tour. He won 3 times 1986, 1989, 1990. He knew Armstrong was dirty and said so. He went public with that info and was ridiculed big time. LeMond never was accused of doping by anyone. He is one of my sports heroes and should be resurrected by the sports press. He won’t be. They are too craven and stupid.
On a personal note I competed at the national level in a sport I won’t mention. I knew people were doing steroids back in the 1960′s. I wasn’t interested in being that good if that is what it took.
I know for fact that 35 years ago American Olympic athletes were polled at a training center. They were asked,” If you knew you were going to die in 10 years but were guaranateed a gold medal would you take a “magic pill”. Overwhelmingly they said yes.
Athletes will never stop trying this stuff. Armstrong was a professional. The sport I did was totally amateur and still is and the final anecdote about the Olympic training site involved a 100% amateur sport. It was then and is now. It isn’t just the money, it is also the glamour, notoriety and everything that makes up wanting to win. I prefer the LeMond’s of the world buttry and think how hard it is to avoid drugs when you know your competitors have a leg up.
why do i care about it now when i didn’t care when he won? I’m tired of hearing about this guy, this is non story
What a lode of interesting facts, including the gem that ESPN sat on the T’eo story. This “story, like Armstrongs, exemplifies the fundamental danger of prioritizing the narrative du jour over the facts. Regarding T’eo, the fact of the matter is that he played very poorly in the big game. I am a huge ND fan, and did not even know #17′s name before T’eo went AWOL against Bama (Motta, if you are wondering – prior to the title game, he had more high fives than tackles – #5 had already made the tackle). So now, everyone wants to hear about the new narrative, the hoax, and could care less about the game. Yes, the reason for T’eo playing so badly is titillating, but the facts worth reporting concern how many missed tackles led to how many points and whether ND could have kept it close had their best (or maybe second best) defensive player played in the championship game instead of some imposter.
Thank you
Yawwwwwwnnn.
I really don’t understand the fuss over this, or why some people strive to ban or eliminate things like human growth hormone — human growth hormone, as in, the hormone we produce which promotes growth of musculature and bones. fuss fuss fuss over nothing. Sure, steroids are also produced naturally but are absorbed or injected to “enhance” performance… and create problems for those who do so later on in their lives. That’s their choice and their problem, not Mrs. Grundy’s (or Mrs. Kravitz’s, or Mrs. Obummer’s).
Obviously, you all had very poor parenting. When you trotted out the “everybody does it” line, your parents failed to teach you why that is wrong.
As a result, none of you has any standing to complain about any of the lawless acts of the Obama administration.
Fast & Furious? Refusing to prosecute obvious voter intimidation? Behghazi?
None of you have any right to complain about these things.