“San Francisco Explores ‘Bird-Safe’ Building Standards,” CBS reports. But of course they are:
Legislation in San Francisco designed to prevent birds from deadly accidents involving high-rise windows has passed a Board of Supervisors committee and will be presented to the full board.
Proponents of the “bird-safe” building standards told the board’s land use committee that clear glass window panes pose a hazard to migratory and local birds because they don’t necessarily recognize that glass is in their flight pattern, resulting in dead or injured birds upon impact.
AdvertisementThe proposed legislation would require builders to install treated windows on any new construction determined to pose a great risk to birds.
But what will they do to reduce the growing risk of bird porn?












I’ll take these people seriously when they’ve admitted that the least bird-safe structure is a windmill.
I put up “bird safe” reflective screening on my windows once — admittedly to cut down on heat, not help the local aviary — and the crows who saw themselves (or rather, another bird) in it pecked them so hard they almost broke. But hey, *the birds* were OK …
I humbly predict The City By The Bay will find similar unintended consequences. At least the place is good for comic relief.