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Pigford v. Glickman: 86,000 claims from 39,697 total farmers?

Tuesday, July 27th, 2010 - by Zombie

Forget about the Shirley Sherrod connection. Forget about the Senate not funding the settlement. What I want to know is, if there are only 39,697 African-American farmers in the entire country, then how can over 86,000 of them claim discrimination at the hands of the USDA?

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Zombie Presents: This Week in Racism!

Thursday, July 22nd, 2010 - by Zombie

In a week when "Accusations of Racism" became a new category of news — sorry, "Sports" and "Weather" — Zombie breaks down the most prominent incidents and assigns each the proper "Level of Actual Racism" score.

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Sharron Angle’s Hard-Line Is the Only Valid Pro-Life Stance

Wednesday, July 14th, 2010 - by Zombie

Why Sharron Angle's rape/abortion position makes pro-choice Zombie respect her more.

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Leftist Groups Plan a Riot as Oakland Boards Up Downtown (Updated)

Thursday, July 8th, 2010 - by Zombie

Law-abiding Oaklanders are fearful about what will happen to their city now that ex-transit cop Johannes Mehserle wasn't found guilty of murder in the Oscar Grant case.

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Did Huffington Post Crop AP Photo to Give Netanyahu Devil Horns?

Monday, July 5th, 2010 - by Zombie

Is this part of the ongoing and relentless campaign by news sites to subtly slant the news — in this case, to “demonize” (in a literal sense) Israel? Or was it just a sheer random accident?

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The Mehserle Trial: As Verdict Nears, Oakland Prepares for Riots

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010 - by Zombie

Leftist political groups have whipped the city into a furor over a killing that any reasonable person should conclude was an accident.

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Sharia-Compliant Finance Advisor Named White House Fellow

Friday, June 25th, 2010 - by Zombie

Why, in the midst of the worst financial crisis our country has faced in 70 years, does the president choose an expert in Islamic finance (Samar Ali, pictured in thumbnail) to get training in the White House?

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Shariah-Compliant Finance Advisor Picked by Obama as White House Fellow

Friday, June 25th, 2010 - by Zombie

Why, in the midst of the worst financial crisis our country has faced in 70 years, does the president choose an expert in Islamic finance to get training in the White House?

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BREAKING: Radicals, Islamists, and Longshoremen Blockade Israeli Ship in Oakland

Sunday, June 20th, 2010 - by Zombie

Organized by a rogues’ gallery of nearly every communist, anti-Israel, and radical Islamist group in the Bay Area, today's blockade is the opening of another front in the war on Israel.

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Dinosaurs vs. Zillionaires: Four Depressing Candidates Win in California

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010 - by Zombie

In a state with 37 million people, these are the best four we’ve got?

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Losing Is the New Winning

Saturday, June 5th, 2010 - by Zombie

When Bizzarro Worlds Collide: the tug-of-war internecine struggle between the power-seeking Islamic militants who still live by ancient Arabian codes, and their Marx-inspired Western partners who prize victimhood and sympathy over victory.

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Zombietime: Bipartisan Vertigo, as Obama Returns to San Francisco

Thursday, May 27th, 2010 - by Zombie

As Zombie's latest photo essay documents, everybody but the giant papier-mâché puppets came out of the woodwork (on both sides of the aisle) when President Obama returned to San Francisco on Tuesday.

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Everybody Draw Mohammed Day: Because No One Group Gets to Decide What’s Offensive

Thursday, May 20th, 2010 - by Zombie

The new free speech movement responds to Islamism and its defenders: offensive is in the eye of the beholder, but never subject to the law or the angry mob. Update: Upon reviewing the artistic and blasphemic merits of the myriad of entries received, Zombie declares a winner!

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Fatwa Headbutt: Swedish Mohammed Cartoonist Lars Vilks Attacked

Tuesday, May 11th, 2010 - by Zombie

Today in Sweden, the most "progressive" nation in the world, dozens of Muslims cheered while witnessing the attempted murder of a blasphemer.

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CA Students Punished for Wearing American Flags on Cinco de Mayo

Thursday, May 6th, 2010 - by Zombie

"Students said it appeared school administrators were worried the patriotic shirts could trigger fights."

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The Mohammed Image Archive: Where Every Day Is ‘Draw Mohammed Day’!

Friday, April 30th, 2010 - by Zombie

South Park is the least of Islam’s problems: Zombie has amassed the world's largest online collection of images of Mohammed.

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The Zombietime Walking Tour of San Francisco

Friday, April 23rd, 2010 - by Zombie

Let Zombie be your personal photographic guide to political tourism in the Age of Obama. (The first tour is free, but make sure to wear comfortable shoes made of pleather or hemp, of course.)

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Crashing the Crashers: Tea Party Infiltrators Outmaneuvered in S.F.

Saturday, April 17th, 2010 - by Zombie

After all is said and done, the only person with a violent sign was … a left-wing anarchist.

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At the Movies with ‘Queers for Palestine’

Friday, April 9th, 2010 - by Zombie

The radical group protests against the "Out in Israel" film festival in San Francisco; Zombie brings back plenty of photos.

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Searchlight vs. L.A.: Rival Rallies Reveal Stark Right/Left Divide

Monday, March 29th, 2010 - by Zombie

Can you guess which rally was an epicenter of hate, racism, and craziness? (And be sure to check out PJTV: Sarah Palin Takes on Harry Reid and the Lame Stream Media in Searchlight)

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The New Communist/Truth/Jihad Alliance

Thursday, March 25th, 2010 - by Zombie

Scenes from a San Francisco "anti-war" rally.

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Why America Hates Universal Health Care

Sunday, March 21st, 2010 - by Zombie

Here's the real reason.

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Blue On Blue Attacks in the Bay Area

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 - by Zombie

Zombie writes that in sleepy San Francisco, there's just no place for a street fighting vegan.

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Climategate: New Gallup Stats Show Real AGW Skepticism Hockey Stick

Saturday, March 13th, 2010 - by Zombie

A new poll reveals a drastic recent uptick in doubts about global warming among the American public.

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The Footprint Theory of Life

Thursday, March 11th, 2010 - by Zombie

It's not enough to watch your carbon footprint. What about your "iron footprint"? Or your "aluminum footprint"?

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