Obama Regrets He's Unable to March Today!

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“President Barack Obama regrets his decision not to send a top White House official to represent the U.S. at a march in Paris that drew dozens of world leaders in a show of solidarity against terrorism, press secretary Josh Earnest said.” The Wall Street Journal.

With apologies to Cole Porter:

Obama regrets he’s unable to march today, Madam.

Obama regrets he’s unable to march today.

He really hopes France won’t mind.

But he’s leading the free world from behind, Madam.

Obama regrets he’s unable to march today.

 

He sent three reps to bury the St. Louis thug Michael Brown, Madam.

But when Free Speech is being interred, he has golf to play.

Sure, satirists were shot dead.

But the future must not belong to those who slander the prophet Mohamm Ed…  Madam.

So Obama regrets he’s unable to march today.

 

Though it’s quite impolite to answer a joke with guns, Madam.

We really must all be careful of what we say.

So when Liberty’s shot to death,

She will whisper to the world with her final breath, Madam:

“Obama regrets he’s unable to march today.”