"I, Powdered Toast Man, do solemnly swear to relieve the American citizens of their basic human rights."

Stephen Green | 9:28 AM on April 08, 2010

For today’s Trifecta, Bill Whittle got it into his head to… well… you’ll just have to see it for yourself.

Did it work? I think it did. But we’re still going to have to get Bill off the sauce.

Just because I could, I worked in references to The B-52s and some old DC Comics favorites, all while trying out my best (bad) Powdered Toast Man.

This is quality TV, people.

Steve launched VodkaPundit on a well-planned whim in 2002, and has been with PJ Media since its launch in 2005. He served as one of the hosts of PJTV, a pioneer in internet broadcasting. He also cohosts "Right Angle" with Bill Whittle and Scott Ott at BillWhittle.com. He lives with his wife and sons in the wooded hills of Monument, Colorado, where he enjoys the occasional adult beverage.

"I, Powdered Toast Man, do solemnly swear to relieve the American citizens of their basic human rights."

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