"I, Powdered Toast Man, do solemnly swear to relieve the American citizens of their basic human rights."

For today’s Trifecta, Bill Whittle got it into his head to… well… you’ll just have to see it for yourself.

Did it work? I think it did. But we’re still going to have to get Bill off the sauce.

Just because I could, I worked in references to The B-52s and some old DC Comics favorites, all while trying out my best (bad) Powdered Toast Man.

This is quality TV, people.