Open Thread: Tweets Of The Day 'Misspoken' Edition

If you liked your plan, you can reminisce about it while I change the topic to gay rights.

— Razor (@hale_razor) November 4, 2013

My friend Sooper Mexican had a nice little riff on this theme going for a while tonight that ended up inspiring others.

Clinton didn't cheat on Hillary, he just mis-screwed the wrong woman. – @NYTimes

— MexyCare.Org (@SooperMexican) November 5, 2013

Obama isn't a socialist, he's just mis-communist. – @NYTimes

— MexyCare.Org (@SooperMexican) November 5, 2013

Americans aren't suffering under Obama's policies, they're just mis-happy. – @NYTimes #Misspoke

— MexyCare.Org (@SooperMexican) November 5, 2013

Americans aren't jobless they're just mis-vacationed. – @nytimes #misspoke

— Melissa Clouthier (@MelissaTweets) November 5, 2013