Ed Driscoll

"GOZER DOES NOT DWELL IN

“GOZER DOES NOT DWELL IN MY REFRIGERATOR”: A friend sent this to my wife; it’s a list of “The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army“.

While some may view service in the military as requiring unnecessary discipline in order to maintain ranks, numbers 72, 80, and 116 seem especially sound to me.