That's Not What You Need The Stilts For

Apparently, newspaper telemarketers are starting to learn of ClimateGate. Can their editors be far off? That might prevent headlines such as this example from AP:  “Global warming may require higher dams, stilts.”

Meanwhile, in order to break the logjam on “we-don’t-want-to-talk-about-it-gate” at the legacy networks, Brent Bozell posits couriering them the story in the most environmentally friendly way possible: Bicycle races could be coming your way, Katie, Brian and Charlie.