As Sung To The Tune Of The Stonecutters' Song...

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscars night?
We do! We do!

Speaking of the Times, Hugh Hewitt looks at the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy that was Harvard in the 1980s.

Update: Betsy Newmark also has some thoughts on Hugh’s post.