I'LL HAVE WHAT HE'S HAVING:

I’LL HAVE WHAT HE’S HAVING: Clarence Page dreams of interviewing Janet Jackson’s bra.

In a related story, lest anyone think that they do sloppy work, the Chelsea fetish shop that produced Janet’s S&M gear for last Sunday’s Super Bowl halftime show is complaining that that was no clothing malfunction, dagnamit!