All the Thanks
Happy Thanksgiving, my patriot friends!
A genuinely brief Briefing today, as the last thing any of us need is a political hot take interfering with a righteous food coma. The feast I’m going to is going to have a fried turkey and a smoked turkey, so I will probably be passing on the side dishes and focusing my taste buds on just the birds.
This year I am especially thankful for the fun I’ve had since taking over the Morning Briefing. It’s fun because of all of you, even the haters.
I’m also thankful for the various ways chocolate can be used.
It’s fun being thankful, I don’t know why liberals hate it so much.
From the Mothership and Beyond
The 405 is like this every night:
WATCH: Brake lights in both directions on 405 Freeway in West LA as Thanksgiving travel rush gets underway
— CBS Los Angeles (@CBSLA) November 27, 2019
Obscure Holiday Known As 'Thanksgiving' Apparently Celebrates Obsolete Custom Called 'Gratitude' https://t.co/LGfuddqIPX
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 27, 2019
The Kruiser Kabana
The first photograph of the White House, 1846. pic.twitter.com/EOrl9TA64H
— Life in Moments (@historyinmoment) November 28, 2019
You knew this was coming…
I’m still not sure what mincemeat is.
PJ Media Associate Editor Stephen Kruiser is the author of “Don’t Let the Hippies Shower” and “Straight Outta Feelings: Political Zen in the Age of Outrage,” both of which address serious subjects in a humorous way. Monday through Friday he edits PJ Media’s “Morning Briefing.”