Buzz Ballad: Angry Muslims/Western Palsy

—with apologies to Paul McCartney and “Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey”

We’re so sorry, angry Muslims
We’re so sorry if we caused you any pain
We’re so sorry, angry Muslims
But too many of you live here
And we fear you’ll riot again
We’re so sorry we allowed free speech its say

We’re so sorry, angry Muslims
So we think the best course is apologize for everything
We’re so sorry, angry Muslims
So we’ll show that we listen to what you say
We’re so sorry, angry Muslims
If we grovel before you perhaps your rage will go away

Fatwas ‘cross the water (water)
Heads roll by and by
Fatwas ‘cross the water (water)
Heads roll by and by

Western palsy is showing me
If we don’t show a firm hand soon we won’t be free
Leaders all making worthless apologies and I don’t know why
(the apologies are worthless and I really don’t know why)

Fatwas ‘cross the water (water)
Heads roll by and by
Fatwas ‘cross the water (water)
Heads roll by and by

Live like men and let some courage get around (get around)
Get your knees up off the ground
Let some courage get around
Live like men and let some courage get around (get around)
Get your knees up off the ground
Let some courage get around

Fatwas ‘cross the water (water)
Heads roll by and by
Fatwas ‘cross the water (water)
Heads roll by and by

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