Chronicling the ongoing intersectional struggle to liberate women — progressively defined to include the legacy kind and the transgender variety — from the Patriarchy™, one microaggression at a time.
Cornell Ornithology Lab enters the chat
One might mistakenly assume that a bird lab at a university might not have much to say about combating The Patriarchy™ and the “rape culture” that it allegedly buttresses.
However, Cornell Ornithology Lab and the birds that it houses, not merely tools of education and recreation, apparently double as an auxiliary to the Social Justice™ crusade to emotionally comfort fake rape victims who voluntarily participate in ketamine-fueled orgies at frat parties and then later regret doing so before deciding they were raped, as happened to Jane Doe, AKA Lucy Craig, in 2024.
The Cornell Lab of Ornithology Affirmation of Values:
What happened to Jane Doe, a student at Cornell University in 2024, is deeply disturbing and has been weighing heavily on us at the Cornell Lab of Ornithology. Our thoughts are with her and with all survivors of sexual violence.
Sexual violence is unacceptable. The Lab’s published values affirm that every person deserves to be valued and respected. They call on us to listen to one another and to act with integrity, honesty and accountability. Those values matter only when we live them, and we are committed to living them in our work and in our care for one another.
In difficult times, birds and nature can offer connection, perspective, and comfort. We carry our work forward in that spirit.
Cornell Ornithology Lab advises that birds "can offer comfort" during this "painful time" of deeply disturbing sexual violence https://t.co/gRyB2vcQXg
— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) October 12, 2026
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I’m going to go out on a limb — that’s a bird pun, I guess, but I didn’t mean it to be when it first entered my mind — and posit that birds aren’t actually going to be overly sympathetic to a fake rape victim such as Lucy Craig or her many supporters who are at this very moment rioting on campus, fighting windmills, but good on Cornell Lab of Ornithology for doing what it can to help in these trying times… or whatever.
‘Himpathy’
There are about a thousand wildly delusional and shockingly stupid moments that emerged from a recent Call Her Daddy podcast featuring “feminist philosopher” Kate Manne, which I have reported on in a previous edition of #IAmJaneDoe.
In this one, Manne introduces the concept of “himpathy” and how it applies to fake rape victim Lucy Craig.
“Himpathy is my word for the scenarios where we have sympathy and loyalty for a male perpetrator of misogyny over a female victim.” Feminists accuse me of hating women, but I only hate this specific brand of woman. https://t.co/8XjMTjH8o9
— Natalie Jean Beisner (@NJBeisner) October 12, 2026
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It’s always tedious but critical to reinsert sanity into the narratives that these people spin up, because the facts so blatantly contradict them that merely rattling them off at the drop of a hat is enough to convince any rational person of what is really happening here.
Facts:
- Jane Doe, AKA Lucy Craig, was not raped and actually sent a text to one of her alleged (fake) rapists acknowledging that “none of the sexual stuff was illegal,” telling him that she loved him, and that she looked forward to more orgies with him and another of her alleged rapists at future frat parties
- The police thoroughly investigated and declined to press any charges
- Nonetheless, the university disciplined all seven of Lucy’s fake rapists via a Title IX kangaroo court set up during the Obama regime, expelling two of them, suspending two of them, and destroying the reputation of all of them while Lucy — who, by the way, according to testimony to police, performed a sex act on one of the Cornell 7 while he was unconscious, meaning she raped him by any reasonable standard — got by with no consequences whatsoever
- The corporate state media refuses, still, even though it’s in the public domain, to publish Lucy Craig’s name while it diligently republishes the Cornell 7 names over and over and over
- Lucy Craig’s ambulance-chasing lawyer, Thomas P. Giuffra, is now suing the Cornell 7 personally, the university, the Chi Phi fraternity, Lucy’s old sorority for some reason, and a bar in Ithaca that allegedly plied Lucy Craig with alcohol, for which it is responsible because Lucy Craig has no agency whatsoever and is essentially a small child mentally, even though she’s allowed to vote and operate motor vehicles and serve in the military.
But sure, let’s hear more about the “himpathy” epidemic.
