Chronicling the ongoing intersectional struggle to liberate women — inclusively defined as the legacy kind and the transgenders — from The Patriarchy™, one microaggression at a time.
On Witchcraft and the Lindsay Clancy Case Part III
The trial might be nearly over as the jury deliberates her fate, but the war against The Patriarchy™ for which it serves as a proxy rages on and on.
TikTok feminist: Lindsay Clancy was telepathic, received instructions to murder her children from Patrick
The main problems with the seeming millions of feminists who have convinced themselves — they didn’t have to try very hard, to be fair — that the real culprit in the triple homicide of the Clancy children is the father, Patrick, are that:
- Lindsay confessed to multiple people
- Patrick had an alibi — and it’s on videotape and corroborated
- Lindsay appears psychotic in the courtroom, whether it’s an act to really sell the jury and/or public on the insanity defense or a legitimate affect, possibly on account of the cornucopia of 13 pharmakeia drugs that her “doctors” had given her over the course of four months to “treat” her postpartum depression/psychosis
Lindsay Clancy is truly horrifying…
— Pete Santilli 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🎙️ (@petersantilli) August 27, 2026
The craziest stare you’ll ever see from the woman who murdered her children. pic.twitter.com/LhmdBDaBud
Given that unfavorable fact set, but undeterred from her steadfast belief in Patrick’s guilt — because “feminism” — this member of the Lindsay fan club, wearing the uniform of septum piercing and tattoos, has come up with the theory that the husband telepathically commanded Lindsay to strangle her own children.
He was able to do this because, as a new mother and caregiver to an infant, Lindsay, like all mothers of newborns, has a well-honed telepathic empathy, which is required because babies can’t explain their issues verbally.
Patrick, aware of her susceptibility to mind control, exploited this glitch in the Matrix so that he could order a hit on his own children while maintaining plausible deniability, with Lindsay as the patsy.
Septum-piercing TikTok forensic psychologist: Lindsay Clancy was telepathic, received commands from husband to murder children pic.twitter.com/UOaAPEZwgQ
— Benjamin Bartee (@BenBartee) August 30, 2026
In more enlightened cultures (non-Western ones), she explains, women are revered for their telepathic skills, celebrated as the “seers” with “one foot in the void.”
Western society, on the other hand, The Patriarchy™, places no value on this telepathic empathy, which is why Lindsay is on trial.
The North Node of Aquarius (or something): Progressive amateur astrologist* cracks the case
(*I’m not actually sure if “amateur” is a proper modifier of “astrologist”; after all, could there really be anything such as a “professional” astrologist?)
Another Clancy supporter, depicted in the video below, explores the shocking and illuminating astrological parallels between what was happening in the stars in 1692, at the time of the Salem witch trials, and in 2026.
“In January 1692, the North Node was also in Aquarius,” she explains, which is apparently supposed to indicate something profound.
But wait, there’s more: “On August 12, 1692, there was a solar eclipse in Leo. Well, in 2026, there was also a solar eclipse in Leo, on August 12, same date. Like, the chances of that happening are slim to none.”
In summary, we’re now apparently meant to decide murder cases based on astrological occurrences, as interpreted by some lady with a septum ring on TikTok.
… In another, single word: witchcraft.
Progressive Lindsay Clancy supporters explores extraodrinary astrological parallels between murder of her children and Salem Witch Trials pic.twitter.com/D8RgLWJodC
— Benjamin Bartee (@BenBartee) August 30, 2026
How curious that, every time a feminist interprets the stars, they always seem to exempt women from any personal responsibility for their actions.
