When You're Up to Your You-Know-What in Alligators...

I have to admit that, having just had breakfast when I saw the link, I didn’t actually read Kathleen Sebelius’s HealthCare.gov op-ed from USA Today. And thanks to intrepid blogger Charlotte Hays, I didn’t have to.

“Don’t give up,” says it all, doesn’t it? A two-month extension, most of a billion dollars, and they still haven’t come up with a working payment system for a site built to sell you stuff.

So in honor of arguably the worst government program rollout since Jimmy Carter promised to have the Consumer Protection Agency make all new clothes feel itchier, I’d like to dedicate what is arguably the worst song of my senior year of high school, to our very own Secretary of Health (cough) and Human Services (cough, cough).

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