Hillary Clinton's Uterus For President! (Says Topless Woman, Too Many Others)

If the election were held in Times Square tomorrow, Hillary Clinton might just be moving back into the White House.

That’s what Gavin — I mean, his lefty “brother” Miles — McInnes discovered when he ventured into the, I guess, adrenal gland of America, on behalf of TheRebel.media.

Being a lefty and all, Miles thinks Hillary should get to be president, pretty much by acclamation, just because she’s female.

After all, he says:

“We’ve done black. Let’s do a woman next.”

There are a few holdouts, but as Miles points out, one of them is a fictional character, so…

Generally, people are pretty “hey, great!” about Hillary’s sole, shall we say, “anatomically correct” qualification.

Speaking of which, maybe the topless woman — oh, yeah: MATURE CONTENT WARNING — should run for president instead. She’s got two very big qualifications, and what with that body paint, she sure looks patriotic enough, but I have a feeling she’s not “natural born.”