October 21, 2012 - 4:49 am
This evening President Obama’s campaign sent this image in an email with the subject line:
Obama Store 2012
★ Our biggest sale EVER ★
Since the campaign just borrowed $15 million from Bank of America could this be a going out of business sale?
You just can not make this stuff up!
Obama’s entire tenure in office has been a Nihilism Sale: Everything Must Go!
God I love this sale. I might buy something just to throw darts at.
Wait a couple weeks and you’ll be able to buy it a lot cheaper.
The Wohn aspires to become the biggest t-shirt salesman in history, after Che Guevara. All proceedings will of course go to Queen Mooch’s Retirement Fund.
Soon, very soon, all O’s mechandise will be seen on the shelves of the 99 Cent stores. So be patient for those stress relievers like coffee mugs, dart boards, and yard signs, and the craft items like t-shirts, and buttons. Create great gifts for your conservative friends, or stick it to the liberal ones, with repurposed t-shirts and buttons.