From a high in the 80′s to a low in the 30′s.
Is Al Gore coming to town for the debates?
Able to guzzle more energy than dozens of normal men! Producing more hot air than a locomotive! Able to pile up carbon credits higher than a tall building in a single bound!!!
Look UP in the sky! It’s ChickenLittle! It’s FlyingSnakeOilSalesman! It’s the Sultan of Hanging Chads! It’s the Ayatollah of Heat! No, it’s CarbonMan in a private jet painted green! And now following in the tradition of other great men such as Jimmy Carter and Yasir Arafat, he is the proud recipient of a Nobel Prize!!!
CarbonMan, strange visitor from an alternate reality who came to Earth with claims and scary predictions far beyond those of sane men, disguised as Fat Albert, and now joined by other members of the Royal GreenLeague such as BioFuelHummerMan and EcoCleaningWoman, they all fight a never ending battle for Science-fiction, power filching, money grubbing, hypocrisy and the Hollywood way!
We have *got* to add a “Like” button.
Agreed. Are you sure that’s not Iowahawk using an alias?
Al Gore brings to mind the First Law of Democratic Political Thermodynamics: A change in internal financial energy states generates heat but no work.
And the Second: the disorder (entropy) of a system increases proportionaly to the energy Washington puts into it.
It’s Glllloooobbbbaaaallll Waaaarrrrmmmiiinnbnggg. The Pe-pul have spoken.
Oh for gosh sakes,its bloody Denver, not Miami.Mile High,Rockies,hint hint. This was too easy,But it does look funny on the Insty page.
Man, I’ve been living here since we cleared the last of the triceratops out of the mountains, and believe me, while it’s not unknown. when the temp starts dropping 10 degrees an hour, it’s unusual.
Uh oh. Remember when everybody made fun of that movie, The Day After Tomorrow?
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