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Roger L. Simon

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Riddle me this, oh Riddler — what do U.S. Sec’y of State John Kerry and Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei have in common?

Well, a few things.

One, they’re both billionaires who didn’t earn the money themselves. Kerry married it (twice) and Khamenei evidently stole it from his people. (Khamenei is also apparently a BMW dealer, something Kerry has not tried, to my knowledge.)

Two, they both want Iran to have the bomb, but neither of them will admit it. In fact, they both say the opposite. Khamenei insists Iran is operating all those centrifuges for peaceful purposes only (never mind all the cheap oil sitting under the ground), and Kerry claims he would never allow the Iranians to have the bomb in the current negotiations (until the French said he did just that — ignoring the Arak heavy water reactor, which is a literal plutonium bomb factory).

Thirdly, they don’t much care for the state of Israel. Khamenei publicly despises the “Little Satan,” as everyone knows. Whatever he really thinks about the Jewish state, it’s the perfect convenient villain while he rips his country off and assassinates various local enemies who might threaten his empire.

Kerry, to hasten peace talks no one wants, insists Israel pull back from settlements that were already included as Israeli territory in land exchanges from umpteen previous peace proposals. He also threatens Israel with ostracism, perhaps finally to annihilate traces of his own Jewish roots that miraculously surfaced during some election campaign (shades of Madeleine Albright — what is it about these “liberals” that makes them so clueless about their pasts, animosity for ancestry.com?).

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"Everything Kerry does is cleared through, most likely dictated by, Obama"

I believe you misspelled "Jarrett." Common mistake.
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The illegal evil terrorist state of israel has to be destroyed. There was no state called israel. It was Palestine from time immemorial Would the British have forcibly taken Palestine and created israel if Paslestine was a christian country. Most certainly not. Evil israel's got to go.
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John Kerry is the smartest person I've ever heard of. Didn't your mother ever tell you "It's just as easy to fall in love with a rich girl than it is with a poor girl!" Did I listen? No. Neither did anybody else I know. But Kerry did it -- twice!
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hello. Bring Our Troops Home NOW .
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Why the long face, John?
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Thank God Roger Simon has figured this out; and just in the nick of time.
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Also, both Kerry and Khamenei would appreciate it if you would pay much more attention to global warming than Iranian nukes.
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People, can we give O and Kerry a break by suspending all this harsh judgmental stuff for a while? They chase after progressive ‘chimeras’—as the French referred to any deal with Iran—for ungrateful slobs like us. O and Kerry, and all progressives for that matter, are far too precious a public resource to waste or hold back whenever they see a wrong that needs to be righted—like the one about sanctions having the intended effect of slowing Iran’s bomb program.

That said…it's very likely that Kerry and O were each looking at his reflection in a mirror when the news flash hit that the mullahs would probably cheat on any deal with the Great Satan. But what’s a little bothersome reality compared to playing the part of globe straddling progressive who brought peace to a troubled region if only in his dreams?
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I was also in Cambodia, so don't forget that!

Oh, how could I? It's seared...seared in my memory!
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"Everything Kerry does is cleared through, most likely dictated by, Obama"

I believe you misspelled "Jarrett." Common mistake.
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Ummmm. Both what world domination by a small group of people, and both worship Old Knob?
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