If Quentin Tarantino Were President
September 16th, 2012 - 3:23 pm
Here’s how he’d probably sort out the Middle East in response to the atrocities in Libya and the violation of diplomatic protocols elsewhere (language warning ahead, but you know that already):
Instead, we get this.
This never would be happening if Gen. Martin Dempsey were chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Oh, wait a minute…
You know you’re living in Bizarro-World when an ex-video store clerk known for writing and directing over-the-top action movies sounds more intelligent than the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
“Stars on the shirt collar don’t always equal brains in the head.”
That’s a quote from one of my uncles, WW II U.S. Army First Sergeant, who was the driver of General Patton’s field car and jeep from Normandy to Thuringia. (He was referring to Field Marshal Montgomery, by the way.)
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Michael, you just have a bad attitude!
You need to embrace your gayer self.
Alas, those of us who have personal knowledge of the despicable depths to which our enemies will go, know you are even being too kind to them.
If the Persians (or Ayrabs, for that matter) have a Bomb, they will use it. We won’t. Therefore, we will lose. If they somehow nuked Detroit, would we vaporize the Middle East? I think not.
Does anyone really think that if they had a missile and a warhead that could destroy Manhattan, 2 million wouldn’t have been killed on 9/11? Or today?
How can our communists be so frikken stupid?
Keep up the good work, Bro. Once we’re all dead, it won’t matter, anyway.
Why is it that when you require a Churchill, you are replete with Chamberlains? Have they ever, ever, in the course of human history, ever been right, just the once?
I think not, yet they pay no heed.
Diplomats are for resolving disputes among friends. War is for stopping scumbags from destroying civilizations. Nukes are for making them stop anything they are planning and force them into survival mode. Ask the Japanese.
If Julius Caesar, a softy (actually) had the choice of chopping off all the right hands of the Gauls (which he eventually did, against his own feelings) and nuking say, Lyon, I think he’da nuked Lyon.
But he was a MAN! A smart man. A great man.
Once one has proven that reason and kindness have no effect, the greatest brutality must be brought to bear. Pompey stopped the pirates of the Mediterranean for a thousand years, but it wasn’t pretty. Even Roman Senators were shocked by his methods.
How does one deal with a brutal culture with nothing to lose?
Turn Mecca and Medina to glass.
Done.
Somehow, Timothy McVeigh got his, tut suite. The scumbag who plotted 9/11 will rot in jail until he dies of syphilis, at 93.
What’s so special about him? Or McVeigh?
Is our government actually more concerned with us than with our enemies? How does one escape that conclusion?
John, I have thought about this enough to see a glimmer of silver in that black cloud.
The MDM (Mad Dog Mullahs) will use their nukes on New York and Washington DC. They think to frighted America. They don’t realise what a boon to America it would be to have New York nucked. The Media, Wall street and the UN vaporised sounds like the start of a good day. If they get Congress then DC won’t be missed. Regardless a few million bureaucrats won’t be missed either.
I just hope they do it before deer season. When deer season opens the weekend after the elections, 40 million hunters will head off with their rifles. Not sure yet if it will be deer they are hunting.
Rule 308; No mercy asked, none given.
Give me a break. Tarantino is a liberal-left commie reprobate who films profanity-laced blood-riddled comic books for a living. There is nothing in his stuff that I would categorize as “words of wisdom”. I know that this is Roger Simon’s blog and he brags about his Hollywood background a lot. But I’ll hold the guy in a lot more esteem when he finally gets beyond the puerile popularity contest mentality and stops sucking up to the kool kidz in LaLa Land.
This. +1.
These people all have balls as big as grapefruit as long as it’s fantasy. When it comes to reality, they fall in line and play the role of Stalin’s useful idiots to the hilt.
Tarantino would be Hillary Clinton with a bad haircut (wait…) if he were anywhere near government.
The guy is a major pussy.
Yes, please don’t drag PJ Media down to delusional, destructive, perverted realm of Tarantino. His style and art isn’t worth the baggage that comes with it.
A +1 to all above here. I do like some of his films though. But he’s not to be taken seriously. If he gets wind of this article, look for his denial on HuffPo.
The Honey Boo Boos would finally get it, at least.
They get deer rifles, as well!
Something needs to get blown up right now in response and it’s NOT happening, which is the really bad part.
The Wolf could clean up the mess(es) in Libya & Egypt.
“I think fast, I talk fast, and if self-preservation is an instinct you possess, gentlemen, you’d better act fast and do as I say.”
or something like that.
“I’m gonna go medieval on your ass.”
“No, I will do it myself.”
Wait, you mean:
He’d steal a bunch of mediocre ideas from little known foreigners and pass ‘em off as his own??
Taratino: the only guy MORE overrated that the dude already sitting in the White House?
No, I think Tarantino the man (not the myth) would spit on the wrong reporter and miss him altogether. Watch the video to see your man in action. You need to go back to re-education camp and re-re-educate yourself about a few things. lol…
Michael, I’m forwarding this to everybody
I enjoyed Inglorious Basterds and the Left was uncomfortable with it to say the least. The idea of the rightness of Jewish vengeance against a terrorist philosophy and the need for America to stand by it to defeat a definite evil was something we don’t see in the movies. It was meant as a statement against the very appeasement we are seeing now.