Hey, Hey, We’re the Monkeys — and Walruses…and Cannibalistic Self-Devouring Ice Cream Men?
Ahh, the “joys” of postmodern advertising — and shades of Jabba the Hutt getting frisky with Princess Leia. To understand why I’m inflicting the above Skittles ad on you, it’s only because I’ve been forced to sit through it as well.
I recently added Crackle to my Roku. (Now there’s a sentence that would have been meaningless a year or two ago). Crackle is the streaming video channel owned by Sony Pictures Entertainment, and aside from offering selected streaming episodes of Seinfeld, it has a sort of lower-rent feel overall than Netflix or Amazon Prime Video. But in-between the video flotsam and jetsam is some somewhat interesting stuff — Crackle has some rock music-related shows that those other aforementioned video streaming channels lack, which I’ve been enjoying.
However, while Crackle is a free channel (again, unlike Netflix or Amazon Prime Video), the trade-off is having to watch commercials in the program, and not being able to fast-forward past them. They’re usually brief but, as with the example above, occasionally rather weird, bringing new meaning to Woody Allen’s Catskills-era “Boy the food here is terrible — and such small portions, too” riff from Annie Hall.
At Big Hollywood, John Nolte has also seen the above video and wonders why, as the Associated Press would say, everything is seemingly spinning out of control — and into, John believes, bestiality as an advertising device:
You can laugh and say it’s just a joke, but through a war of inches, Hollywood continues its assault to define deviancy down and to normalize destructive behavior. Humor is an excellent way to get us used to and to take the shock value out of something hideous and immoral.
If you don’t think there’s an agenda behind this, you haven’t been paying attention the last 40 years. And if you don’t think that there are those who hold the levers of power in our popular culture that would like to remove the stigma from bestiality, you don’t understand the depths of sexual depravity the human animal is capable of.
I used to laugh at loud at the term “slippery slope.”
Then I grew up.
I’m not sure how much the above ad is a slippery slope to bestiality, so much as an attempt to generate buzz and word of mouth through an ad as extremely weird as their would-be Don Drapers could think up. But weirdness is a slippery slope all its own, and sooner or later, you knew somebody would attempt to top the above ad. So from Skittles and possible bestiality, we go to ice cream and cannibalism. Or as Allahpundit writes at Hot Air, “Bad news: Blogger scarred for life by ice-cream commercial”:
To cleanse the palate, via Metro, it’s strange advertising but is it bad advertising? If you’re a small company specializing in a product with endless mass-market competitors, you need to stretch your ad dollars as far as possible. Showing off the inventory probably won’t make an impression and sexing up the spot with attractive women arguably would make it more generic, not less. This, though? Instant impact. Watch the first three seconds and you’re hooked for the whole 60. And it’s weird enough that some viewers will be tempted to swing by the shop just to check out the vibe. It’s freaky deaky, but maybe freaky deaky smart too.
“Freaky deaky smart” is rarely a phrase one would use to describe the modern day incarnation of the once stately National Broadcasting Corporation, which finds itself in hot water with the same politically correct audience they’ve been cultivating for years, via yet another postmodern commercial, this one an ad for NBC’s upcoming sitcom Animal Kingdom. Unfortunately, it was juxtaposed right on top of Bob Costas’ reporting on newly-minted Olympic superstar Gabby Douglas:
As Steve Hayward writes at Power Line, “NBC Stumbles Into PC Trap”:
Is NBC raaaciiist? They’re getting hammered right now for the juxtaposition of their coverage of Gabby Douglas’s gold medal in gymnastics and a network spot promoting an upcoming NBC show. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving much of useless media liberals. Take a look and judge for yourself. Don’t overlook the comment threads. You can expect the usual full grovel apology from NBC for its “insensitivity” in due course.
Steve’s link goes to a Twitchy-esque post at Buzzfeed that rounds up some of the rather… intense… reaction from NBC’s more dedicated viewers:
While NBC will likely be forced to grovel an apology, even a fake “we’re sorry if you were offended” effort, they also have a chance to push back against this if they want, and remind viewers that:
1. Commercials and the main TV programming they sponsor are two separate entities; if you’re seeing a connection between the two, that’s your problem. And:
2. If you’re associating African-Americans with monkeys — or you think that we do — that’s really your problem.








#2 exactly. I was watching and didn’t make any connection until reading this. Gabby & Missy are two bright young stars. Why you would equate one of them with a different animal simply due to a tv promo is beyond me. To paraphrase Freud, sometimes a promo is simply a promo.
I look forward to watching Gabby in Rio.
Yet another set of reasons I only use my TV set to watch old movies & etc. on DVD or VHS.
The ice cream ad is especially egregious, requiring a swift application of brain bleach after watching.
And they wonder why (as noted in another column here on PJM) cable TV is dying, digital transmission having already killed broadcast.
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“Deceive the rainbow. Taste the rainbow.” Is Skittles now promoting the LGBT Agenda? Did Treyvon know this?
Remember, Rick Santorum was ‘glitter-bombed’ in Iowa, and the perpetrator yelled, “Stop the hate! Taste the Rainbow!”.
The real racism is Bob Costas suggesting that Gabby Douglas is an inspiration to African American girls.
How about an inspiration to ALL girls?
NBC will suspend or ax some poor technical director or assistant producer, grovel to their base and that will be that, because to the network and their liberal partners both inside and outside the big media, fanning the flames of What It All Means is not in their long-term best interests.
But for an interesting hypothetical, let’s suppose the same situation, only instead of on NBC, the Olympics were on Fox this summer. Not Fox News, Fox Broadcasting, the home of “Glee” and “Family Guy”, neither of which have been known to be conservative-friendly.
Had Fox juxtaposed the same ad with Douglas’ win, it wouldn’t just be a PC story about a television network, there would be calls to the FCC to pull Fox’s license, shut down all its broadcast and cable properties and toss Rupert Murdoch in jail. And it would also somehow show that Mitt Romney was too racist to be president.
NBC’s getting off lightly here, as long as they confess their thought crime. But my guess is that same ad promo doesn’t run during next week’s Track and Field competition, and even for liberals like those at the network, having to bite your tongue and reaffirm your PC bonafieds in front of everyone without fighting back has to be soul draining.
Most commercials are geared to two things, 1)Pre and young teens and 2)the Lowest common denominator. How many people over 30 do you see in advertising? Even the once venerable Mercedes Benz and Cadillac ads are geared to the younger set. Their ads are indistinguishable from ads for any other car. They all show their cars racing around rain slicked highways, hair pin turns at breakneck speeds and other assorted bad driving that necessitates the “professional driver on closed course, do NOT attempt” warning on every commercial. If I should’t do it, why show it to me?
You see older people in the catheter, adult diaper, sex pills like Viagra,reverse mortage and the infamous “I’ve fallen” commercials. Not much elsewhere.
my problem with the gabby douglas coverage was the excessive focus on “AFRICAN-american”– the FIRST AFRICAN-american to win the all-around etc…
why cant she be a role model for all americans?
I’ve never seen an actual Skittle, much less eaten one, and I’m certain that walrus spot isn’t going to sell me.
You’re not missing anything. They are typically modern American culture: brightly colored and so sweet they are sickening. Lots of food aimed at kids is like that. I even tried some yogurt aimed at kids and it was so sweet and vile I threw it out back for the raccoons. They didn’t eat it either. Come to think of it, the stuff was package like yogurt but wasn’t actually called yogurt. I don’t recall what that was. I’ll have to check next time I’m in the grocery.
The icecream ad got me. I eat Little Babies…icecream. That’s some name for an icecream company.
Actually, it’s “Little Baby’s Ice Cream”. And they have an appropriately cute image on the package, with an appropriate jingle, to go along with it. …But the ad that they chose to go with; what the hell were they thinking?
To skip the commercials on Crackle:
1 Let the entire video buffer (average 5/6 minutes)
2 Disconnect the internet
3 Enjoy
I usually mute commercials out of habit, but especially after the marketing class for my business degree (and further independent study I’ve done into the field). They are really slick at selling their product (and message). Don’t just listen to what is being said but the music (if it has any), the action and above all the little background things that are a kind of subliminal support mechanism to surreptitiously put you in a receptive frame of mind. I’m sure Youtube has videos about the tricks of advertising.
Anyway, a lot of the commercials out there do give one pause, particularly for kids. Lots of cannibalism (cereal ambushing and eating others of its kind) or instant revenge by the food for being disrespectful to it, etc. Adult commercials tend to emphasize either groupthink (buy our product to be part of the “in” crowd) or one upsmanship (mine gadget is better than yours so by association I’m better than you), and the like.
The Little Baby ice ad missed the mark. They needed to do an effect where the ice cream dude sticks a spoon in his head an pulls out a real scoop and does it again. That would send everyone out screaming.
When I heard about the monkey advertisement flap, my first thought was that it was improper because NBC was saying that gymnastics was so easy that even a monkey could do it. I didn’t even realize it was supposed to be “racist” until I read that suggestion directly. Which says something, doesn’t it?
I don’t think these are real advertisements. I think they are the new version of the Voight-Kampff empathy test to test for replicants living among us.
“Couldn’t happen to a more deserving much of useless media liberals. Take a look and judge for yourself. Don’t overlook the comment threads.”
So they’re “getting hammered”, eh? Well I, for one, just can’t believe the ingratitude some A.A. Blacks, always preferentially viewed as late from the African Jungle, feel in the face of such Culturally Sensitive “help” from the Great White Liberals, NBC’s correctly indicated assistance by these enlightened benefactors to Gabby in getting the Gold and the construction of the Democrat run Black Inner City Ghettos as “their” very own critical habitat right here in America included. Surely these wrong thinking detractors are not real Blacks./sarc
i saw the Gabby/commercial combo. didn’t make the connection, still don’t. have never seen the connection between african-based humans and apes/monkeys, and have little respect for those who do.
There were a series of books on modern advertising, written by (the very critical) Vance Packard back in the 50′s & 60′s, the most famous of which was “The Hidden Persuaders”. Interesting reading on human motivation and how to hit the right buttons to motivate your customers.
So we’re all gonna start porking walruses after watching a Skittles ad once or twice?
Seriously, people blaming fiction for society’s ills are not only old but long discredited.
Marilyn Manson caused Columbine! Violent movies! Video games! DOOMED WE ARE!
Look, FedEx is preparing us for the coming alien invasion the Mayans predicted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwUSwpGjqGg
Skittles ads are surrealist comedy pieces. My all time favorite is the guy applying for a job and eating Skittles with his freakishly long beard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WASn6PRG1Fc
What shall we read into that, exactly?
Get a freakin’ grip, people! Might as well be arguing like lefties, assuming the people around you are a bunch of brain dead children who need their hands held throughout their entire lives. Let us make an assumption here. It’s wild, but humor me. Let us assume that the unwashed masses are rational adults who understand what a friggin’ joke is. Is that crazy? Maybe just for some people here? Because to me that sounds pretty reasonable.
Now as for that ice cream ad…brilliant. Pure genius. You want to talk about an ad that grabs your attention. It makes all sorts of outlandish claims but all you remember is the ice cream dude…eating himself! Sure, Mel Brooks had the same idea with Spaceballs and the character Pizza The Hut, but this ad is just…arresting. So damn good. It’s just too bad that company doesn’t sell in my region.
Not another Skittle, ever.