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CNN Translates Obama’s Phone Call with Rouhani

September 28th, 2013 - 1:20 pm

As you may know, CNN has been in a bit of a tussle with the Wall Street Journal after the Journal told the truth about a story on the news network when CNN would have preferred to distort the facts. Leftist British-Iranian journalist Christiane Amanpour interviewed Iranian President Hassan Rouhani last week and, relying on Rouhani’s translator, made the president of the Jew-hating and Holocaust-denying Iranian government sound so incredibly “moderate” that he actually acknowledged the Holocaust occurred and might not have been such a good idea. An Iranian news agency — okay, that’s an oxymoron, but the Journal says they double-checked — said no, not to worry, the actual translation shows that the Iranian president is still an anti-semitic dirtball and wants to pretend the slaughter of six million Jews is a myth. Whew.

Fortunately, Ms. Amanpour hasn’t lost her job any more than Candy “Creepy” Crowley did when she used fabricated information to defend Barack Obama during a debate. But just in case, Amanpour has taken on a part-time gig translating the phone call between Obama and Rouhani in which they discussed the possibility of negotiating between the two countries over Iran’s program to build nuclear weapons. Ms Amanpour provides the translation below, with the actual translation following.

President Obama:  Hello.

President Rouhani:  [Amanpour's Translation:] Good to speak with you.  [Actual Translation:] Burn in hell, western scum.

President Obama: I’m glad for this opportunity to personally express my concern over your program to build nuclear weapons.

President Rouhani [Amanpour's Translation:] I too am glad we can talk.  [Actual Translation:] I too am glad we can talk while we finish building our nuclear weapons.

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Translations from Islamic speech.

Islam means Peace ===Islam means SUBMISSION

Islam wants World Peace ======There are two worlds Dar al Harb (the world of War) and Dar Al islam( where Islam RULES). Islam wants a world RULED by Islam to be at Peace but it can only be at peace in a World where all Kafirs are either Converted or Tribute paying Dhimies or DEAD and ALL Jews are DEAD.

The Koran forbids the killing of INNOCENTS======ONLY MUSLIMS can be considered INNOCENT all other are GUILTY of not following allah.

Islam allows FREEWILL=======EVERYTHING any Muslim does is PREORDAINED by allah.

Women are treated EQUALLY in Islam======Under SHARIAH LAW a woman inherits LESS than a Man, a woman's word is worth HALF that of a Mans, a Raped woman must provide FOUR independent MALE witness otherwise SHE is guilty of sin, An unmarried woman MUST be accompanied by at least one MALE relative every time she leaves the house. A female belongs to her FATHER who hands over CONTROL of her to her HUSBAND on marriage
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With a president like we have now we certainly don't need enemies.

The 'reset' with the Ruskies hasn't worked out so well.

I'd wonder how this 'reset' with the Persians is going to work out but there just isn't much to wonder about it.

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President Obama: Hello my dear brother, Allah Akbar.

President Rouhani: I am so glad we have you are in the American White House my dear brother, Allah Akbar.

President Obama: I’m glad for this opportunity to personally express my concern over your program to build nuclear weapons. Why aren't you progressing faster? Do you need me to send you some plans for building nuclear bombs that contain more detail?

President Rouhani: I am glad we can fool the infidel Americans while we finish building our nuclear weapons. We wouldn't be able to do it without your help.
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Seriously, you really mean to tell me none of you know any Farsi (Persian)speakers? No Jewish refugees?
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Wonderful Mr. Klavan! It might make a successful skit for a comedy show to do such translations of the popular news programs in the MSM (Marxism Socialism Media)
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Mid-November,2014 (imagined) call from Obama to President Rouhani: "Oh, wow!
glad you answered, it must be the middle of the night in Iran. Our last exchange ended with your offer to "assist in any way to help." oh. I'll wait......you had to get your translator out of bed...well, I'm in deep doo-doo here. No, I mean trouble....the White House is surrounded...no, most of my private officers didn't show up....just a minute......no, Michelle and the girls are on vacation in Mexico.....
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a bit of rest, thought you might offer a solution.......well. I've already tried 51 other areas. ....No, no offers.......I don't know. It could be a number of things, starting with Fast and Furious, The IRS, drones, Seals, Benghazi, .......no,, none of
it was my doing....and I don't know where the buck stopped, I was sleeping. Just
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Islam is a Hate and Death CULT that needs constant blood letting to exist and has publicly declared that it at War with Western Judeo/Christian Democracies. When they are not killing Kafirs and Jews they kill EACH OTHER. The Sunni/Shia conflict currently raging in Syria, Pakistan, Iraq and Afghanistan has been ongoing in Islam for over 1400 YEARS . Western Politicians and Left Wing moonbats meanwhile declare that THEY know more about what Muslims think than MUSLIMS themselves do and will not even mention Islam in connection with Terrorism.

The Islamic Holy Book which declares itself to be , and which ALL Muslims fervently believe it to be, the 'ACTUAL and UNCHANGEABLE' word of their God. So no room for 'Reformation' there then after all which mere 'MORTAL' is qualified to 'REFORM' the word of a GOD. So all the turgid repetitive nonsense, self contradiction, antisemitism, misogyny, calls to violence and WORLD DOMINATION by VIOLENT means along with Arab Supremacism is what ALL MUSLIMS really believe in and is what THEIR God believes in. The only differences in Islam is between those who want to and ARE doing it VIOLENTLY NOW and those who want to do it by stealth and subterfuge using Kaffirs Naive, gullible Politically Correct Multi Culti STUPIDITY against them with the VIOLENCE coming later. The end result of course is the same 'ALL Kafirs are either CONVERTED or reduced to tribute paying 'second class citizen' Dhimmies or KILLED needless to say ALL Jews are to be killed anyway' .

BOTH options are currently and constantly being deployed by Islam.
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Translations from Islamic speech.

Islam means Peace ===Islam means SUBMISSION

Islam wants World Peace ======There are two worlds Dar al Harb (the world of War) and Dar Al islam( where Islam RULES). Islam wants a world RULED by Islam to be at Peace but it can only be at peace in a World where all Kafirs are either Converted or Tribute paying Dhimies or DEAD and ALL Jews are DEAD.

The Koran forbids the killing of INNOCENTS======ONLY MUSLIMS can be considered INNOCENT all other are GUILTY of not following allah.

Islam allows FREEWILL=======EVERYTHING any Muslim does is PREORDAINED by allah.

Women are treated EQUALLY in Islam======Under SHARIAH LAW a woman inherits LESS than a Man, a woman's word is worth HALF that of a Mans, a Raped woman must provide FOUR independent MALE witness otherwise SHE is guilty of sin, An unmarried woman MUST be accompanied by at least one MALE relative every time she leaves the house. A female belongs to her FATHER who hands over CONTROL of her to her HUSBAND on marriage
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I believe "dar" is translated by those such as Barnard Lewis as "house". So we have House of War and House of Islam. But this is a nit. Thanks for your informative comment.
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