I demand justice justice.
No, I don't have a stutter. What I want is justice for the word "justice" itself.
Because, you see, "justice" has been hijacked by the American left and is now their exclusive weapon. It is no longer a politically neutral word; whenever you see the word "justice" -- especially preceded by another noun -- it invariably is meant to convey some far-left position.
A History of Crimes Against Justice
The degradation of "justice" started with the phrase "social justice," a concept which was originally only a religious term but which was later adopted (and re-defined) by the American left to have political connotations. Use of the word "justice" as a leftist buzzword was given a big boost in 1971 with the publication of A Theory of Justice by philosopher John Rawls, which focused on "justice" as the axle around which liberal thought rotated.
Let a Hundred Justices Bloom
In the mid-'70s, the end of the Vietnam War deprived the professional left of its main protest topic, so they cast around for something new to whine about. In the absence of any glaringly urgent crisis, such as a war, they settled on a scattershot array of issues which could be unified under the generalized label "social justice." Any aspect of American society which was insufficiently leftist suddenly needed a good dose of "social justice" to rectify things.
This overall blanket term was OK for a while, but with the arrival of the new millennium there was a rapid expansion of the "justice" concept. With breathtaking speed, justice-related terms proliferated exponentially in the early 2000s, and within a decade it became nearly impossible to even keep track of all the different "justices" we were expected to achieve.
The trend started with the two justice titans: "economic justice," and "racial justice." And someone must have thought: Why stop there? Soon we started seeing demands for "environmental justice" and "reproductive justice." And then the floodgates were opened. The global warming scare brought us "climate justice"; the drive for socialized medicine became "health care justice"; amnesty for illegals transmogrified into "immigrant justice"; and on and on it went. By now we have
...to name just a few. Go to any protest or visit a left-wing Web site and you'll find dozens more "justices" that need immediate resolution.
Want to give your hobby the veneer of righteousness? Just think of a noun, affix the word "justice" after it, and voilà: You're part of the solution! Yes, it's that easy.