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There Will Be Straws

Daniel Day-Lewis, who learned a thing or two about sucking up oil through straws in a recent film role, explains to President Obama how to fix the Gulf oil spill:

There Will Be Straws


If that made absolutely no sense to you, then you need to watch the Director's Cut, an extended version which includes the cultural references: a clip of Obama saying he can't suck up the oil spill through a straw, and another clip of Daniel Day-Lewis as the lead character in the film There Will Be Blood demonstrating that Obama is mistaken -- you can suck up oil through a straw, even at a distance. Both clips are viral Internet memes:

There Will Be Straws: The Director's Cut