Takin' It to the Stadium: How to Get Right Back in China's Face
What's better than sticking it to Chinese commie bastards? How about sticking it to Chinese, NBA, and ESPN commie bastards all at the same time?
And thus David "Iowahawk" Burge calls on American college football fans to do what the cowardly NBA won't: Stand up for freedom against the Butchers of Beijing.
On the off chance you missed it, two NBA fans were kicked out of a game in Philly for holding up similar signs. Get a load of this frenzied mob of dangerous radicals.
There's something so-wrong-it-must-be-right about having Emperor (and secret Sith Lord) Palpatine urge fans to bring their "FREE HONG KONG" signs, which is kind of the point. It shouldn't take an evil mastermind to fight dollar-infused communist thuggery, yet here we are.
In fact, Twitter is all atwitter with support for Dave's idea -- up to and including cash on the table.
And ignore the downsides, because this is still America, and we don't have China's Orwellian social credit scheme for digital oppression.
But there's also this word of warning:
So if you're planning on going to the game on Saturday, you'll need a mock sign to cover your FREE HONG KONG sign. I'd suggest something safe like "ESPN RULEZ" or "GO COLLEGE SPORTSBALL TEAM" or "HONG KONG SO-CALLED 'PROTESTS' RUN BY FILTHY FOREIGN IMPERIALIST RUNNING DOG CAPITALIST PIGS."
Yeah, go with that last one. ESPN will love it.