Hillary Clinton: Off the Hook
Never let it be said that I like Hillary Clinton. "Hate with the white-hot intensity of a thousand dying suns" would hit closer to the mark. Much closer. Bullseye, in fact.
Clinton's relationship with her husband Bill is like one of those weird symbiotic relationships you sometimes find in nature. Put them together and they make a fully functioning unit. One of them got the charisma, one got the ruthlessness, one got the human touch, one got the political savvy, and the other one got to marry the president of the United States.
I kid, I kid.