Guaranteed: The Scariest Thing You Will Read All Week

Here's a short series of tweets of mine from ten days ago, when Wiggleroom was stepping on his own penis while walking along the road to Damascus:




On the worst day of Wiggleroom's self-made Syrian crisis, Biden found a lame excuse to get the hell out of Dodge. Say what you will about the Veep, but he does possess political instincts. But the guy who says raising the limit doesn't increase the debt -- he's got to be a real dummy. Or stoned. Or the product of a postmodern education.

I can't choose, nor can I decide which option is the scariest. But the idea that the Professor is any of the three has me so shaken that I'm actually glad that Vladimir Putin disgraced our Professor for the whole world to see. It's a horrible realization, but Putin kept us out of a war that would have been led by the guy who thinks that raising the debt limit doesn't increase the debt.

We're going to need a lot more "luck" like that if we're going to make it through the next three years.

POSSIBLY RELATED: Ed Driscoll concludes his latest with one frightening question. Clear the children from the room before clicking.

ONE MORE THING: Yes, raising the debt ceiling really does increase the debt.

FINALLY: Munchies?