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VodkaPundit Latenight

For reasons still unclear even to me, I took the original German lyric to Nena's "99 Luftballoon" and put it through Google Translate. Into Arabic. And then into English. The results are... well, they're certainly here:

Do you have a little time for me

Then I sing a song for you

Balloons from 99

On the way to the horizon

Maybe 'Grad at me

Then I sing a song for you

Balloons from 99

And that nothing comes from nothing

99 Luftballons

On the way to the horizon

He considered for foreign objects from space

Therefore sent General

'Ne behind the swarm

To alert when Pay sun

It war'n there on the horizon

Only 99 balloons

99 Duesenflieger

Everyone was a great warrior

Held for Captain Kirk

The large fireworks

The neighbors gathered something

They believed themselves equal wearing

This is done on the horizon

Balloons to 99

99 Secretary of War

Match and jerrycans

Speaking of smart people

Smell booty fat already

Shouted the war and wants to power

A man, who would have thought that the

That once so far comes

Because of 99 balloons

99 years of war

Left no room for the winner

Secretary of War does not exist anymore

Nor Duesenflieger

Today I make my rounds

I look forward to the world lies in ruins

Found 'E' Nunn balloon

I was thinking and let him fly

It's good to know the smart people smell booty fat already.