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Of Course the Game is Rigged

BLS might delay the release of Friday's jobs report -- the last one before Election Day and one nobody has any confidence in -- due to Hurricane Sandy.

Since the BLS has been making up the numbers for years, I say we make up our own.

Eleventy-billion jobs created! Because of stimulus! Part-time workers promoted to full-time pay for few hours! Hourly wages up, up, up! Because Obama! We're saved!

There. Think of how much trouble I just saved the good folks at BLS. Now they can stay dry without having to do any of their typical Friday Fluffing.