The Libertarian Case for Mitt Romney
I have a Libertarian friend who's likely to vote for Gary Johnson, but is open to supporting the GOP -- if someone can convince her why Romney should get her vote. With just five weeks left, I suppose it's time for somebody to make the libertarian case for Mitt Romney.
Before we begin, a few words about the actual Libertarian Party candidate, Gary Johnson. Johnson is almost everything you'd want. He's a solid libertarian without being weird about it -- and you know exactly what I mean. He doesn't come with the baggage of Ron Paul's cult of personality. Best of all, Johnson has real executive experience as the governor of New Mexico. And he won't be elected president of these United States in a millionty-billion years.
In fact, he'll be lucky to break one-half of one percent of the popular vote.
Look, I like Johnson. I find him endearingly goofy, although that's probably not a trait most Americans look for in their commander-in-chief. But he's a good man and a solid libertarian, so if I fail to make the case for Romney -- then absolutely please do vote for Johnson. Afterwords, you won't have to do the Walk of Shame back to your car, like I will.
Since the father of RomneyCare isn't exactly an easy sell to libertarians, first we have to look at the man already sitting in the Oval Office. And it's safe to say that unlike 2008, in 2012 there is absolutely zero Libertarian case to be made for Barack Obama.
"Liberaltarians," remember them? I'm not sure even if their charter member, Will Wilkinson, is still using the word. If you don't remember, the Liberaltarians were hipper-than-thou libertarians who fell for Obama's promise to protect civil liberties and cut the deficit in half, and if there are any of these people left after four years, they must be neck-deep in the Kool-Aid. Every policy we hated from George W. Bush, Obama has doubled down on, big-time.
See, those promises were just things Obama said to separate himself from the despised Chimpy McBushHitler. Fact is, Obama is fundamentally opposed to liberty, and he's fundamentally opposed to the limitations placed on the federal government, and especially to the limitations placed on the executive branch.
I believe this makes Barack Obama a uniquely dangerous figure in American political history.