Your Wednesday Afternoon Dose of Doom and Gloom

The latest Fed predictions, courtesy of Tyler Durden:

FOMC: 2012 GROWTH AT 2.2%-2.7% VS 2.5%-2.9% IN NOV. FORECAST

ELEVEN OF 17 FED OFFICIALS SEE MAIN RATE ABOVE 0.25% IN 2014

SIX OF 17 FED OFFICIALS SEE NO RATE INCREASE BEFORE 2015

FOMC DOESN'T SET SPECIFIC LONG-RUN GOAL FOR EMPLOYMENT LEVEL

In other words: Continued suckitude for the foreseeable future.