Dr. Butt, Your 9:30 Extraction Is Ready

From the UK Daily Mail:

A muslim dentist made a woman wear Islamic dress as the price of accepting her as an NHS patient, it is alleged.

Omer Butt is said to have told the patient that unless she wore a headscarf she would have to find another practice.

Later this month, Mr Butt will appear before a General Dental Council professional misconduct hearing, which has the power to strike him off.

Now, let's give this guy the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he's not really a stuck-in-the-seventh-century Islamic nutbag. It could be that he's just awfully irked about being named "Mr. Butt." Go ahead, read all those references to "Mr. Butt" in the article without snickering--I dare you.

Alternately, perhaps he's just peeved that the Daily Mail didn't refer to him as "Dr. Butt": "I didn't spend three years in Islamic Fanatic Dental School to be called 'mister,' thank you very much."

Ah, well. At least he's not a proctologist.