And Now For Something Completely Different
Ever heard of Henry Raddick? He's been something of an internet sensation for years now, but I was blissfully unaware of his fame until a friend emailed me this link to his Amazon reviews, which frankly defy description (beyond the word "hysterical," that is). A sample, in this case a review for "Know Your Pug":
An excellent guide which is helping me get to know my pug Grendel, which is not an easy job. My children have taken to attaching surprisingly realistic stick-on ears to his rump and he turned around and bit me recently when I tried to put a piece of cheese rind into what I thought was his mouth.
There are dozens more, and they get weirder and funnier as you go along. Happy grazing...