Alec Baldwin, Your Military Escort Has Arrived

The fact that our northern neighbor is such a polite, peacable place is one reason this country is so free. Instead of having Huns on our border, we have a nice, quiet trade partner. Now this:

Disgruntled Democrats seeking a safe Canadian haven after President Bush won Tuesday’s election should not pack their bags just yet.

Canadian officials made clear on Wednesday that any U.S. citizens so fed up with Bush that they want to make a fresh start up north would have to stand in line like any other would-be immigrants — a wait that can take up to a year.

Dude, I am so ready to send the Marines up to open the Canadian border.